Ok but dave going for fist bump and karkat for a high five
true pain is a canon url with an s at the end.
i feel you
dirk definitely has an okcupid profile as a fake girl who loves my little pony and men’s rights and several of the profile fields are just long dissertations on objectivist philosophy and its application to the magical girl mythos
the account name is twilight_anarchocapitalism and the profile pic is jane posing cutely with his pillow-sized rainbow dash plush
he mostly just surgically satirizes the misogynist dudebros he’s flirting with on the topics of anime and philosophy and equestria while baiting them into progressively more extreme and absurd parodies of their own opinions until it reaches a culmination of fucking shithouse ridiculous
when they ask for pics he sends them carefully cropped shots of sweet, peach-foam smuppet ass in a bra
a true prince of heart